Amsterdam, Netherlands – A Haribo Goldbear has been fired after several people reported feeling unwell while consuming multiple gummy colas from a 1kg pack of Haribo Happy Cola F!ZZ.
Upon the most recent results from the company’s internal investigation, a real-life Goldbear, which some refer to as a Golam Gummy, was seen on the production line smoking marijuana. When confronted by Haribo security, the Goldbear was discovered to have an empty bottle of liquid THC concentrate.
The Goldbear was unaware that the liquid’s container had been punctured, and the majority of its contents had contaminated the gummy catalyst used in the production of Happy Cola F!ZZ
A Haribo spokesperson told Fart Social News, “What the f— is Fart Social”?
There are currently no estimates for how many packs or individuals have been affected.
However, there have been multiple reports of pre-school naptimes being extended by at least 4 hours.
The company has said all other products remain safe, except for Ginger Lemon Crackolicious, because it contains crack-cocaine.