Remote Worker Keeps His Balls in the Air
"Some people say I was caught. But, I am the one doing the catching. I am literally juggling tiny humans in my hands. I am a god." - Derek Pemberton,…
Sydney Sweeney Launches Limited Edition Suppository Made with Her Used Ear Wax for $8—Here’s How You Can Buy It
“I just felt like I needed to share my personal wellness with my fans in a way that's deeply intimate,” said Sydney in a statement on her social media. “I’ve…
Haribo Goldbear Fired After Marijuana Found in Gummy Colas
Amsterdam, Netherlands - A Haribo Goldbear has been fired after several people reported feeling unwell while consuming multiple gummy colas from a 1kg pack of Haribo Happy Cola F!ZZ. Upon…
Flatulence Enters the Future: “Silent but Deadly” No Longer Applies
Palo Alto, CA - In a breakthrough that may forever alter the social landscape of the office, elevator, and family dinner, a new wave of "flatulence tech" is poised to…
