Haribo Goldbear Fired After Marijuana Found in Gummy Colas
Amsterdam, Netherlands - A Haribo Goldbear has been fired after several people reported feeling unwell while consuming multiple gummy colas from a 1kg pack of Haribo Happy Cola F!ZZ. Upon…
Flatulence Enters the Future: “Silent but Deadly” No Longer Applies
Palo Alto, CA - In a breakthrough that may forever alter the social landscape of the office, elevator, and family dinner, a new wave of "flatulence tech" is poised to…
